Household sources reported that Monday's 36 minutes of perfect order came to an end when the phone rang and Oberlin picked up the extension in his living room. It was his mother-in-law, calling to say their family vacation plans would have to be changed, since her best friend Gwyneth had just been hospitalized.
via theonion.com
Egy zseniális paródia a bulvárlapok nagyzoló semmitmondását kifigurázandó. Talán kicsit hosszú, de jó. :)